Milkshake Musings

Bear with me. This blog is evolving with me. I’m done talking about my recovery and my slips and want to move on.

Frankly, this conversion to milkshakes has rocked my world. In the past three days, I have observed the following:

1. I can drink milkshakes without blowing up like a balloon. Wow. I might even add straight up ice cream to my diet.
2. Focusing on the milkshake du jour is stirring my creative juices. I may do some painting. Of milkshakes.
3. Milkshakes make people happy. When I talk about them, I bring a smile to people’s faces and provide service.
4. I really can change at my old age! Suddenly I’m whimsical and lighthearted! You CAN teach an old dog new tricks!
5. And finally, I spent way too much money on my Vitamix. A simple blender would have sufficed. Sometimes simple is better.