Dear readers. I have a new career in “The Arts”. No one is paying me for my new job, but that’s okay because all I need is a couch, lots of cheap, junk food, a pair of PJs and, of course, my dog. I have become a self-proclaimed TV and movie critic. By calling myself this, I have the freedom to review anything that takes place on the screen or in my living room. I would appreciate visits from friends, but don’t come unless you are bringing me coffee and snacks. I will take breaks to go to the bathroom so I don’t get a UTI like Carrie Brownstein did on Portlandia while binging Battlestar Gallactica. She’s my hero. From her, I have learned the tricks of the trade.
In this new phase of my life, I will need a new name for my blog. The milkshake phase has subsided. In fact, though I spent the majority of the summer eating a pint of ice cream a day, I don’t think I’ve had any milkshakes. We go through phases in our lives. They pass. It’s part of the human condition. People can change, after all.
Suggestions for my new name would be most appreciated. Comment and subscribe. Please.
I can’t top Todd’s name reco and SSMG’s The Jerk reference. One question: Why isn’t Butters in the chair with you?
Oh no! Movie critic phase : P – well, I suggest “The Jean Pool Perspective”
Please give us advanced notice of your viewing schedule/list so we can follow along in real-time – I can’t find a single thing (or reason) to watch these days!
Or just keep posting – I read!
You’ve found your special purpose 🙂
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I love u and you sarcasm!